The
fact that Uno invented deep-dish pizza, one of
the most fat- and calorie-dense foods on the
planet, merits an automatic F, but we’ll look
past that to the more reasonable flatbread
pizzas and the handful of redeeming entrées,
like the Kid’s Grilled Chicken and the Kid’s
Pasta.
SURVIVAL STRATEGY
Do not, under any circumstances, order
deep-dish pizza—a single “individual” pizza can
house up to 2,300 calories. Instead, split a
couple of flatbread pies and large house salads
with the family.